Area Man Is Almost Killed By A Psychopathic Rabbit - Twice
In which Mike is almost thrown to his death by a mad hare.
Suquamish, WA - 30 Jun 2025
A local cyclist was nearly killed this morning while riding to work. While riding at speed down a gravely path on his way to the main road a screwy rabbit crossed his path mere inches from the front wheel of his bike.
"It was the craziest thing,” the commuter said. “I was just leaving my driveway and heading down the dirt road to get up to the main road that takes me to work. Sure, the local drivers here are a menace to cyclists safety, but the last thing I expected was for that rabbit to shoot out in front of me. I almost took a spill, the bike almost slid out from under me, but I kept a cool head and let the bike follow its own path. Never force a bike to go where it doesn't want to go."
Our cyclist did make it to work safely and he is reported in good health, though a little shaken by his harrowing morning experience.
Flash! This just in: It appears that when our cyclist arrived at his home that same evening the rabbit was waiting on the walkway to the front door.
"Really, this getting ridiculous. I never knew rabbits to seek vengeance, but when I made the turn from my driveway to the front walkway, the rabbit was just sitting there. I swear, he was daring me to hit him. I slammed on my brakes and as I came to a screeching halt, the damn rabbit just gave me this sour look, flipped me the bird and hopped off into the woods."
It seems no one is safe from these vengeful mad hares. Ron Reposado reporting.
Keep on truckin'
-Mike
